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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.

(Source: gifak-net, via sheoalltheway)

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arleinalundy:

Me at school. 

arleinalundy:

Me at school. 

(via pandemicinsanity)

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  • child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
  • me: You lose your baby teeth
  • child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
  • me: they fall out
  • child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
  • me:
  • child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: you keep the same eyes all your life
  • child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa
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nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(Source: nosdrinker, via stydiadelena)

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thewatsontoyoursherlock:


thesexypenguin:
The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

thewatsontoyoursherlock:

thesexypenguin:

The educational system in one image.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

(via hakuko-yingying)

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reckless-and-wild-youths:

walking through school on a Friday

(Source: jimmytfallon, via pandemicinsanity)

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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licklucifer:

you know, lady stuff

licklucifer:

you know, lady stuff

(Source: extraterrestrialfox, via pandemicinsanity)