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tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

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luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

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brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

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departured:

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t

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weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy

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hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

Asked by Anonymous

greetings:

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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